![]() Since then, things have snowballed into a complete worldwide conspiracy of every government and corporate entity. According to Jones' broadcasts and various "documentaries", the NWO has its roots in Biblical times and is in part the work of Satan, and later branched out with the inclusion of The Bilderberg Group, Skull and Bones, Freemasons, and Rothschild banking family, and the Illuminati came to power. Jones is the most visible (and literally the LOUDEST) proponent of the grand Unified Conspiracy Theory, where just about every current event can be tied into the NWO's nefarious schemes. That's how they roll, just massive, MASSIVE murder operations. And lotta times when they hit 25 years old, they - y'know, 10,000 men have had sex with 'em, they've had 30, 40 abortions, they've been used up in ways that are so hellish you can't even imagine, they just walk 'em right out, shoot 'em in the back of the head, and throw 'em in a vat of acid. “ ”They've got operations so big, grabbin your kids, they CPS 'em right out, Child Protection Services, they're on a jet, to one of - two dozen countries. In short: Jones has been predicting the end of the world for 28 years. Then Trump became Jones' best pal, despite Jones otherwise generally assuming that anyone associated with the government is an. Then Obama became the antichrist of choice. Then 9/11 swooped in and bailed the charlatan out. And we all awoke on Januto… absolutely nothing. And he was ready: grunting about the end of money, reporting on millions of deaths worldwide, and shilling for his survivalist shop called "The Hardware Store", with guns, ammo, MREs, and eight-stage water filtration systems. Jones got his start in 1995 on Access TV in Austin, and first tasted the limelight with Y2K. Like all good showmen, you must understand his early work to truly appreciate his art. For some reason they see fit to let him continue. You would think the New World Order would've eliminated this widely-known bearer of all their secrets, but nope. ![]() Seriously, the guy can't stub his toe without blaming a shadowy cabal of furniture manufacturers. Any time anything interesting happens anywhere on Earth, there's a 100% chance Jones has found "Proof" it is either (1) a false flag operation by the New World Order or (2) a "massive coverup operation" run by the New World Order. Just about the only conspiracy theories he doesn't push are the ones founded in Bigotry, Creationism, or wherever the Hell Flat Earthery comes from. His specialty is making up conspiracy theories to amuse his audience (that or he's either the world's best parodist or a con artist who pretends to be a conspiracy theorist so he can sell overpriced junk to actual conspiracy theorists), and is the world's most powerful conspiracy pusher, with his shows drawing millions of views weekly. Dasha Nekrasova upon interacting with Infowars for the first time Īlexander Emerick Jones (1974– 2069) is a nutritional supplement salesman who moonlights as a psychotic radio shock-jock and a self-proclaimed "performance artist". Oliver himself purchased a “Bill Clinton rape whistle” which came with a “9/11 was an inside job” bumper sticker.“ ”Oh my God, you people have, like, worms in your brains, honestly. He said in one week of coverage, Last Week Tonight found that Jones spends a quarter of his time plugging products or pointing his audience to the InfoWars store. ![]() Oliver said imagine how upset Jones will get when he finds out the government is teaching raccoons to speak French fluently.Īfter pointing out that Jones should be completely disregarded because he is a frequent Sandy Hook denier, Oliver said that it’s shocking to realize that what Jones is often doing on his show is “shamelessly” pushing products. Oliver referred to Jones as “the Walter Cronkite of shrieking batshit gorilla clowns.” He teased Jones for his multiple conspiracy theories, including how tap water is somehow turning frogs gay. John Oliver did an in-depth segment on InfoWars host Alex Jones and the increase in coverage he is getting, responding to a previous complaint of Jones’ that he is often taken out of context.
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